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哎大家好 我是小胖啊 上一期我们做了个节目 就是关于泰国很大的误区啊 这个引起很大的争议 但是我发现 我们的观众实在是太可爱了 然后他们私底下给我评论 给我留言 然后又说了我 我没有说到的一些奇葩的一些误区 还有很多啊 那今天给大家再再来举举例啊 有很多网友真的很有意思 第一个应该是不穿内裤在泰国会被捕 这个还真的 大家可以去网上去搜一下 我这样的标题 一般那群博主是怎么写的啊 世界10大奇葩法律 关于泰国20条你所不知道的冷知识 还有吗还有就是大家知道吗 在泰国旅游不穿内裤出门是犯法的 这个网上大家去搜啊 这个都有啊 这个我截图放在这里给大家看 然后千真万确 已经有中国游客中招了 奉劝大家不要以身试法 中国游客太天真了 胆敢不穿内裤 泰国警察有20年的透视眼功能 一眼就能看出你有没有穿 哈哈哈 这这这条是我觉得最有意思的 所以说我就拿来值得跟大家说一下啊 泰国的法律呢 是这样的 它禁止他人在公共场合裸露身体 但是警察 他也不是x光 他也不是透视的 他无法给你穿就知道你穿了或没穿 他也不可能每个人过来 把你的裤子拉开看一下 对吧所以这种谣言 我也不知道是怎么传出来的 你说有一些嗯 比较有意思的 或者说比较有点捉风捕影的 那那也算 对不对这个是完全无稽之谈 我我目前我走过那么多 国家 或者说我听到所有的那么多新闻 好像关于这方面的好像也不至于吧 哪怕在朝鲜好像也不大可能吧 所以这个所以这样的 还有接下来还有什么 给大家读一下 就接下来 还有就是嗯 很多谣言说小费给的越多越好 其实泰国呢 它是这样的 很多说泰国是个小费国家或怎么样 其实泰国它本身不属于是个小费国家 尤其像在芭提雅或者普吉 清迈曼谷这样的旅游城市 因为西方人的进入 西方的游客多了以后呢 慢慢慢慢还养成了一个这样的 一个小费的习惯 但这个小费它并不是强制的 不像很多国家 他的小费都在账单的后面 他有服务费啊或怎么样 大家可能去过欧美国家 有很多他直接是把服务费 小费列在上面的 或者说他找的硬币不找了 这个只是一个呃 在泰国是属于一个 也不叫不成文的规定 你完全可以不给小费 小费是看你心情的 你今天觉得他服务好 那你给他个20泰铢 给他个50泰铢 这个没问题 今天你不给小费也不会冷眼相对 那反而有些人会说哎 我上次没有给小费 他就瞪着我 那我说句不该说的 这个习惯也不是我们国人给的嘛 对吧因为大家出来都给给给给给 导致你不给好像就被你做错了一样 其实并不是这样 小费小费 大家从这个意思上去个理解 就是今天我去做个马杀鸡 比如说200泰铢 300泰铢哎 我做的还不错 我觉得那个大姐不容易 我给他2050 这是我个 人的心愿 我觉得他按的比其他大姐认真 或者说他对待我比较好 那我愿意给他 那是我的事情对不对 那我不愿意给他 我觉得至少他也不能说来骂我 或者说直接拦着不让我走 我觉得这个是不存在的 那这些的谣言起在于哪里呢 起在于就是跟团游会比较多一点 比如说跟团游他会安排一些行程 一些按摩啊或者一些怎么样 那导游呢 就会去跟跟客人说哎 这个你们要给这个100小费啊 怎么样怎么样 那这个给100小费呢 其实对于导游来说 他可能多一事不如少一事 或者说旅行社的佣金会比较多 那么即使靠这100泰铢的小费 就本身可能商家就不给他了 或者怎么样 对吧 那是这样的一个流言一个传出来的 其实真正像我们这里 比如说我出去买个东西 比如说89铢对吧 或者说92铢 那我给个100铢 那我就剩下8铢我不要找了 我不想要硬币 这个是没有问题的 我经常有时候打车会遇到38铢 那我给他40铢 那我两铢我就不找了 因为这个硬币会比较重 这个是我觉得OK 完全没有问题的 好吧所以小费这个事情 就给大家再说那么多 然后第三个就是泰国卖假药是死刑的 这句话呢 也是出现于旅行团 一般去这种蛇药馆啊会比较多 然后就会说哎 泰国是没有假药的呀 泰国怎么样 其实任何地方 它都会有一个假的一个存在 但泰国的法律来说呢 嗯也不是说卖个假药 你一定就是判死刑了 或怎么样他呢是这么说的 在泰国的消费者保护法里面啊 相关药品它有一个规定的法律 这个法律呢是最吊销执照 罚款监禁 然后最多是到死刑 就这个量是要很大的 你可能批发走私的 或者就这么多 基本上也就是罚款了事 这个所以说在这里任何一个国家 它都可能会有一个假的存在 我是不相信世界上有一方净土 说我们国家是没有假冒伪劣产品的 这是不可能的 在任何地方他都会遇到一个东西 所以大家去购物的时候 大家也要去区分 尽量去大的一个正规的店 一个品牌店 尽量少去这种路边店 甚至有很多的粉丝过来说 哎我要去买那个果冻啊 什么就男性这个药 对马路边是很多在卖 但这个药你敢吃吗 对本身这个药说句不该说的 也不是一个对身体很好的东西 对吧你真的要吃 我不拦着你 那你去正规的药店或正规渠道去购买 你不要在马路边随便找个摊购买 那到底买来的是什么东西呢 我也不知道对吧 这个所以我一直想跟大家说的就是 买药尤其是进入口中的一些东西 我认为 大家还是要到正规的一个场所去购买 对吧 后面的再给大家说一下 这个是最有意思的 最有意思的是 关于很多人到了泰国来嘛 这个也会关于一些变性的问题 变性问题其实我最早我也讲了很多了 就给大家再科普一下 这个 包括有网友给我留言也有关于变性 人的说 这个变性人是不是因为家里穷啊 然后小时候就强行把人家抓抓 去进行变性啊 怎么样其实变性人他是有个历史的 原来呢 因为这里是属于一个美军的军港 很多的美国大兵呢 会到这里来 所以说 芭提雅是从那个时候开始起来的 嗯在越战的时候 然后呢嗯 很多因为没有那么多女孩子 所以 很多人家里面就会把自己的一个小孩 然后去变成女的去陪美国大兵 所以说在芭提雅有个另外一个称呼 叫东方夏威夷 对不对因为美国 美国大兵 就把这里比作他们美国的夏威夷 其实原来可能会有这样的一个情况 但是发展到现在以后 基本上已经不大会有这个情况了 我在这里也会认识很多的ladyboy 基本上是属于自己想变成女生 或者说心里自己住着一个小公主 对吧他们是一个这样情况 你说现在强迫的怎么样 我几乎是没有听到过 因为我身边的这样这类朋友也比较多 我也呢 也会去经常去问他们关于这些问题 我说怎么样 基本上属于自己想变的 所以说在泰国 也不会说存在着强迫什么样的 而且更有一种留言 是什么泰国啥都没有 就一堆变性人骑着大象在打仗 就 就真的很搞笑 很搞笑好吧 所以关于变性人的话 嗯还有一个问题 就变性寿命超短 超短是这样的 因为他们会服用很多的激素 或者怎么样 所以在以前他们的寿命相对来偏短 但随着现代科技的进步 时代的进步 其实他们的寿命 并没有像原来说的那么夸张的 40岁50岁就没有了或怎么样 当然作为一个变形人 如果说你要完全去变 是要不停的资金去投入投入投入的 这个是非常大的一个投入 所以这方面 我觉得大家更多的到这里来 还是一个尊重吧 所以我说了关于Ladyboy 关于变形人这一块 其实在泰国是很开放的 他们有类似于这种彩虹节啊 或者说在他们甚至说 接下来法律都要承认这个东西了 那么其实在全世界 他这一类人并不是只有泰国有 那包括周围的国家 老挝缅甸越南 柬埔寨难道我们中国没有吗 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泰国不是个移民国家 它不像欧美很多国家 你可能买了房子啊 或者说跟当地人结婚了 你就可以申请到他们的公民 申请到他们绿卡 泰国不是的 泰国就压根没有 包括绿卡都没有这个东西 哪怕你结婚了 也是每年要去续签的 有一个东西叫依亲签 就是依附你的亲人在这里的一个签证 也是每年要续一次的 这跟大家说哈 这个就不是说一个泰国人 一个外国人到泰国就随随便入籍 这个没有那么简单的 真正在一个外国人能入职泰国 他说很多要求考核的 真正如果你发现一个外国人 他拥有一个泰国户籍 那我只能说这个是吧 厉害 这个呃还有还有最搞笑的是什么 就是呃泰姬陵在曼谷的辉煌 印度的泰姬陵大家知道 因为他的名字前面有个泰 所以很多人他就认为 泰姬陵就是泰国的大皇宫 或者在泰 或者在辉辉辉煌的象神庙附近 所以有很多网上这样的一个奇葩 说泰姬陵在曼谷的辉煌路 还有说这个在椰子树下 大家不光说 要去看一下椰子树下的爱情啊 或者怎么样说椰子树下 大家戴好头盔 因为有很多猴子 可能在上面拿着椰子往下砸游客 这个我也不知道是哪里听来的 可能在某一些国家 森林公园可能会存在这样的情况 但是在市区或者芭提雅应该没有 因为华富里我还没去过 因为像华富里就会猴子比较多 我不知道会不会有出现 猴子袭击游客的事情 但是应该是会有的 但是这个在椰子树下戴头盔 说猴子扔椰子杀人 这个我还真真没听过啊 这个 还有就是游客的手机不能调成震动 不然会被误以为非法成人用品 这个也很扯好不好 这个也很扯这个 我觉得这个可能是原来 或者说早个几十年前 可能手机刚出的时候 没有震动功能的时候 那可能大家会 但也不会啊 那个时候可能也没有这个成人用品 或怎么样 所以这种就是网上的一个段子 我也不知道为大家为什么会列出来啊 还有这个最奇葩的还有一个就是 在泰国穿黑衣服啊 会被打因为人家会认为你是黑社会 这怎么办 小胖都是黑衣服 大家去看我视频 我视频上基本黑衣服 因为我人胖嘛 所以我都是穿着黑衣服的 然后说穿黑衣服就一定是黑社会 或者说有纹身的一定是黑社会 不是这样的 因为在泰国这个国家 他们会有很多的一个纹身 或者说经文会纹在身上 男男女女其实都会有 对吧其实嗯 在我们国内 可能是因为大环境的关系 或者说是因为以前电视剧上 可能觉得哎 纹身的都是一些黑社会的 混社会的 纹一条过肩龙的或怎么样 其实随着这个社会开放 当然纹身这个东西看个人吧 我是比较怕疼啊 这个很多人他就觉得这东西漂亮 但他纹了并不一定是个黑社会 或者代表什么 只是在我们国内 可能纹了身了 你不能考公务员啊 考编制啊 或怎么样 其实这个东西呢 怎么说呢 呃更多的是因为 大家用的中国人的思想来看待这个 而很多的泰国人 比如说看到你有满满手臂的纹身 他们都会觉得哇 好漂亮漂亮 他们都会是抱着一个欣赏 抱着一个称赞的一个角度来 来赞赞赏你的 包括我身边 我见大部分就是 我有个朋友就是大花臂 第一次我见到他的时候 我也觉得哇 黑社会啊 然后时间长了以后 我会发现哎 他走在泰国 因为他时间待的长了 很多人就喜欢他纹身 哎你这个哪里纹的啊 哎你这个是什么图案 他们之间 反而有了更多的一个话题的交流 因为在这里的话是一件很正常的事情 就跟类似于你买了一双乔丹 或者什么呃 什么鞋子对吧 人家走去哎 这双乔丹 哎这双乔几啊 AJ啊什么 就大家会有一个话题 包括最近比较火的一个labubu 也是一个道理 你如果现在从国内过来 你有labubu的 你身上背一个钥匙扣啊 或者书包上挂一个labubu 你走在路上就会有妹子来跟你 跟你聊天 这个就就是这么回事 好吧所以很多的一个呃 网上的一个东西 一个网上一个搞笑的东西 我个人认为 呢它只是一个段子 明白吗这种段子呢 我希望大家真的是稍微一点 理性的去思考 因为很多人是没有出来过 因为据我了解 这个统计呢就是我们13亿人口对吧 真正有护照的可能就一点两个亿左右 真正出过国门的可能只有8,000万 也不是说一定说建议大家来泰国 或怎么样 因为泰国的确是起点是最低的 签证是最方便的 所以很多人有护照的第一站 基本上都是泰国 那么大家出门走的时候 我希望大家用你们的眼睛 去看待一下这个社会 而并不是很多网上 你看到所看到的一些段子 或者看到的新闻就是真的 对吧因为这个很多东西 它跟现实中跟大家说的不一样 我也在互联网上看到过很多 我说啊 我生活的地方难道不是泰国吗 我生活在这里 为什么跟你们看到的都是不一样 对吧都是一些奇奇怪怪的什么 还有个什么呃 在出租车上放屁会死刑对吧 就这种我都不知道是怎么列出来的 我觉得是一个稍微有一个成年人 一个思考能力 我都觉得不会出现这样的情况 就是看到一些东西很啼笑皆非 你说有一些东西 你说还真的能扣上一点边的 或者怎么样 那你说被大家谣言误传了 那还还说的过去 但有些是完全不沾边的 就是人家门口放几个垃圾桶 你就说人家有几个老婆 其实不是这样的 泰国他也是一夫一妻制的国家 他并不是你能娶很多个老婆 只是泰国这个国家他相对来说 会有哎 不管男生女生 会有很多的外遇啊或怎么样 这这是两说 我觉得国内也会出现这个情况 只是他这个国家这个社会他比较开放 比较包容 他对这方面的事情 不像我们国内 可能这个环境会相对来说 这方面啊会闭塞一点 人家的性教育也比较早 那可能像我们的话现在可能好一点 我记得我读书的时候 我记得到初中可能才有这个 这个生理课 对吧我不知道现在的小孩怎么样 这个相对来说我们国家一谈什么谈色 谈性色变是吧 大概就是这样的一个一一个东西 然而这里的话我觉得还是那句话 多出来走走 不管你去哪一个国家 我希望大家用自己的眼睛去看 而并不是看到一个谣言就是真的 或者怎么样 对吧那很多东西 我觉得每个人站在每个人的立场 看到的东西 他的角度都不一样 也不是说小胖今天说的一定是对的 对吧 就说你用自己的眼光去观察这个社会 看到是怎么样的 我认为就是怎么样的 用你自己的认知和判断 包括你的价值观来去判断这个事情 可能同样一件事情 你有你的想法 我有我的想法 大家的观点不一样 这是非常正常的事情 没有对错的 反而我觉得带一点脑子来思考 带一点呃怎么说呢 呃带一点自己的想法去旅游 可能会更好一点 好吧今天就就随便瞎扯一下 这个你看环环境也不错 给大家看一下啊 这个这是我住的公寓楼上 下面是泳池 夕阳还是蛮 漂亮的啊 各位拜拜 关于变形人这一块 其实在泰国是很开放的 他们有类似于这种彩虹节啊 或者说在他们甚至说 接下来法律都要承认这个东西了 那么其实在全世界 他这一类人并不是只有泰国有 那包括周围的国家 老挝缅甸越南 柬埔寨难道我们中国没有吗 其实中国也很多 只是大家不知道 据我认识的中国的关于变性人这个 我就认识五六个是中国的 是男生变成女生的 Hey everyone I’m jimmy Last time, we did a program. There is a big misunderstanding about Thailand. This caused a lot of controversy But I found Our audience is so cute And they comment on me in private. Leave me a message. Then he told me So there’s some weird myths that I didn’t talk about. There are many more. Let me give you another example today. It’s quite interesting. The first one should be that you will be arrested in Thailand without wearing underwear. This is true You can search it online. My title How do those bloggers usually write? The world’s 10 most bizarre laws 20 trivia things you didn’t know about Thailand And? And, you know what? It is illegal to travel in Thailand without wearing underwear Let’s search this online. Do you have all of these? I’ll put a screenshot of this here for you to see. Then it’s true Chinese tourists have already been recruited Advise everyone not to try the law Chinese tourists are too naive Dare not wear underwear Thai police have 20 years of clairvoyant vision You can tell at a glance whether you are wearing it or not. Hahaha This is the most interesting one I think. So it’s worth telling everyone about it. What about the law in Thailand? It’s the following. It forbids nudity in public. But the police He’s not an x-ray either He’s not clairvoyant. If he can’t wear it for you, he knows you have it or not. He can’t come by everyone. Pull your pants apart and take a look Right? So this rumor? I don’t know how it got out You said there are some um More interesting Or rather, it’s a bit windy That counts Right? This is nonsense. I am so far I have been through so much country Or I hear all the news. It doesn’t seem to be about this either. Not even in North Korea. So this, so this. And what’s next? Let me read it to you. Just next And there is um There’s a lot of rumors that the more you tip, the better. What about Thailand? It looks like this. A lot of people say that Thailand is a tipping country or something. In fact, Thailand itself is not a tipping country Especially in Pattaya or Phuket. Tourist cities like Chiang Mai and Bangkok Due to the entry of Westerners What about when there are more tourists from the West? Slowly and slowly developed a A habit of tipping But this tip is not mandatory. Unlike many countries His tips are at the back of the bill He has a service charge or something. You may have been to European and American countries There are many, he directly pays the service fee. Tips are listed above Or the coin he was looking for was gone This is just a uh In Thailand, it belongs to a It’s not an unwritten rule. You are totally free not to tip. Tipping depends on your mood. Do you think he served well today? Then you give him 20 baht. Give him 50 baht This is ok. You won’t tip or look at me today. Then some people will say hey I didn’t tip last time. He just looked at me. Then I said something I shouldn’t have said This habit is not given by our people Right? Because everyone comes out and gives, gives, gives Cause you not to give it as if you did it wrong. It’s not true. Tip Tip Everyone understands from this meaning Just today I’m going to be a horse to kill a chicken For example, 200 baht. 300 baht I did pretty well. I don’t think it’s easy for that eldest sister I give him 2050 This is me. Man’s Wish I think he takes it more seriously than the other eldest sisters Or he treats me better Then I would like to give it to him. That’s my business, right? Then I don’t want to give it to him. I don’t think at least he can scold me Or just stop me from leaving I don’t think this exists. So where did all these rumors come from? The starting point is that there will be more group tours. For example, with a group tour, he will arrange some itineraries How about some massage or something? What about the tour guide? I will tell the guests Are you going to tip this 100? How is it? How about a 100 tip for this? In fact, for tour guides He may do more than less Or the commission of the travel agency will be higher. So even with this 100 baht tip The merchant may not give it to him. Or what? Okay? That was one such rumor, one by one. In fact, it is really like us here. Let’s say I go out to buy something. Like 89 baht, right? Or 92 baht. Then I’ll give you 100 baht. Then I have 8 baht left, I don’t want to look for it. I don’t want coins. This is no problem. I often encounter 38 baht in a taxi sometimes. Then I’ll give him 40 baht. Then I won’t look for it for two baht. Because this coin will be heavier. This is what I think is OK. No problem at all. Okay, so the tip thing That’s all I can tell you. And the third one is that selling counterfeit drugs in Thailand is punishable by death. What about this sentence? Also appeared in tour groups Usually go to this kind of snake medicine shop, there will be more Then you will say hey There are no counterfeit medicines in Thailand What was Thailand like? In fact, anywhere It will have a false one. But what about Thai law? Well, it’s not like selling a fake drug You must be sentenced to death Or what did he say? Is it in Thailand’s consumer protection law? Related drugs, it has a prescribed law This law is the most revoked license fine imprisonment Then at most to the death penalty This amount is very large. You may have smuggled it wholesale. Or that’s it. It’s basically a fine This means that in any country here It may have a false existence I don’t believe there is a pure land in the world There are no counterfeit and shoddy products in our country. This is impossible. Everywhere he comes across something So when people go shopping Everyone should also distinguish Try to go to a big, regular store. A brand store Go to this roadside store as little as possible Even a lot of fans came over and said Hey, I’m going to buy that jelly. What is this medicine for men? Yes, there are many for sale by the road. But do you dare to take this medicine? Say something wrong about the drug itself It’s not really good for the body. Right? You really want to eat? I won’t stop you. Then you go to a regular pharmacy or regular channel to buy it. Don’t find a stall on the side of the road to buy it. What did you buy? I don’t know, right? This is what I’ve been meaning to say to you all Buy medicine, especially something that gets into your mouth I think Everyone still has to go to a regular place to buy. Okay? I’ll tell you about it later. This is the most interesting. And here’s the fun part. About a lot of people coming to Thailand This will also be about some transgender issues In fact, I talked a lot about transgender issues at the beginning I’ll give you another popular science. This one. Including some netizens who left me messages, and also about transgender People say Is this transgender person because his family is poor? Then he forcibly arrested people when he was a child Go for a transgender? Well, actually, transgender people have a history. So what? Because this is a military port belonging to the US military What about a lot of GIs? Will come here So that’s it. Pattaya started at that time Well, during the Vietnam War And? Hmm? A lot because there aren’t that many girls So Many people will put one of their children in their homes Then go and become a woman to accompany the GIs So there’s another name for it in Pattaya. It’s called Oriental Hawaii. Right? Because America GI It’s like their Hawaii. In fact, there may have been such a situation But now Basically, this is not likely to happen anymore. I will also meet a lot of ladyboys here Basically, I want to be a girl Or a little princess lives in her heart Right? That’s one of them. How about forcing it now? I almost never hear it. Because I have more such friends around me Me too. I will also often ask them about these questions I said how Basically what you want to change So in Thailand It’s not like there’s coercion. And there is more of a message What is it? Thailand has nothing. Just a bunch of transgender people riding elephants at war just It’s really funny It’s funny, okay? So what about transgender people? Hmm, one more question. Ultra-short lifespan for denaturation Ultra short is like this Because they take a lot of hormones Or what? So they had a relatively short lifespan in the past. But with the advance of modern technology The progress of the times In fact, their lifespan It’s not as exaggerated as it was originally said No more at 40 or 50 or something Of course, as a shapeshifter If you want to change completely It takes non-stop money to invest, to invest, to invest This is a very large investment So this aspect I think more people come here Still a respect So I said something about ladyboy. About the shapeshifters In fact, Thailand is very open They have something like this rainbow festival. Or even before they say Next, the law will recognize this thing Then in fact, all over the world His kind of people are not unique to Thailand That includes surrounding countries Laos Myanmar Vietnam Cambodia, don’t we have China? In fact, there are many in China It’s just that people don’t know According to what I know about transgender people in China I only know five or six from China. Boys become girls. It’s just that everyone has it around But here in Thailand He already belongs to a group of people, no wonder If you are pointing at others on the road Maybe the Thai people around you will tell you hey. That’s not good. That’s not good. That’s impolite. Because in their eyes it’s normal Including boys like boys Including girls like girls How about including one male and one female? Saying these things in their eyes It’s normal. So I’m going to do this again. In this regard I don’t think you should hold one It’s like looking in a diorama Or the monkeys in the zoo. This is really unnecessary I think this is a normal way of looking at it. First of all, is he transgender? Does he like boys and is gay It has nothing to do with you, right? You just need to respect Okay, what’s next? Thai people have several wives if there are several tanks at the door of their house This is also a common rumor on the Internet Actually He will put a lot of vats at the door of Thai people’s houses. In some places But what about this cylinder? I also asked the Thai people. What is this biggest for? It’s for trash. So you’ll see a lot of cylinders In fact, he sorted the garbage Because his tank is going to be off the ground For fear of ants crawling You know what? So they take the trash. Why because of Thailand? Thailand’s garbage sorting is also good They’ll sort it out and put it outside this um. This image is similar to the inside of the cylinder. There is also a lid on it. And? Hmm? The garbage collector will come to collect it. It’s just a trash can. Don’t think too much Didn’t he mean what everyone said about water storage? Why because of his Thai home In fact, there are those kinds of water tanks In fact, the one at his door should say 80% Then maybe the customs are different in each region. As far as I know he’s actually a trash can It does not mean how many cylinders are placed at each door How many wives do you have? Okay, I want to tell you this again? Another one is about Thai naturalization This question Many people are saying Said that foreigners only need to pay You can apply for a Thai ID card In fact, Thailand is one of the many countries in the world I think naturalization is a more difficult country It’s hard to get a job in Thailand It seems that there are only five or five hundred places a year Or 500 or how much? This is you unless you make a particularly big contribution Or particularly capitalized Then you can apply for Thai citizenship He has three identity cards as a Thai citizen One is a white ID card. A pink ID card One is a blue identity. certificate The first two are commonly known as refugee certificates, right? Then you can’t get a passport. The last blue ID card Then it can be that. So a foreigner Do you want to have a blue ID card? It’s not that you come here to find a Thai girl to marry That’s it. Even if you find someone to marry today You won’t be able to get a Thai ID card tomorrow This must be made clear to everyone Thailand is not a country of immigrants It is not like many countries in Europe and America. Maybe you bought a house? Or married to a local You can apply for their citizenship Apply for their green card Thailand is not. Thailand has none at all There is no such thing, including a green card. Even if you are married It is also renewed every year. There is a thing called Yijin signature. It is a visa that depends on your relatives here. It is also renewed once a year Tell everyone that. This is not about a Thai person A foreigner can naturalize at will in Thailand It’s not that simple. It is true that a foreigner can enter Thailand He said a lot of requirements for assessment Really if you find a foreigner He has a Thai household registration Then I can only say this, right? awesome This, uh, and what’s the funniest thing? It’s uh the glory of the Taj Mahal in Bangkok You know the Taj Mahal in India. Because there is a Thai in front of his name. Therefore, many people believe that The Taj Mahal is the Grand Palace of Thailand Or in Thailand Or near the splendid Elephant Temple So there are many such wonders online Say the Taj Mahal is on Bangkok’s glorious road And say this under a coconut tree People not only say Want to see the love under the coconut tree? Or how about under the coconut tree Everyone wear helmets Because there are a lot of monkeys Maybe smashing tourists with coconuts on it I don’t know where I heard that. Maybe in some countries This may be the case in Forest Park But not in the city or Pattaya. I haven’t been there because of Wah Fury Because there will be more monkeys in Vafuri I don’t know if it will appear. Monkeys attacking tourists But there should be But this one wears a helmet under a coconut tree Said the monkey threw coconuts to kill people I’ve never heard of that before. This one. Also, tourists’ mobile phones cannot be set to vibrate. Otherwise, it will be mistaken for illegal adult products. This is also very ridiculous, okay? This is also very ridiculous I think this might be the original Or decades ago Maybe when the phone first came out When there is no vibration function Then maybe everyone will But it won’t happen either. There may not have been this adult product at that time. Or what? So this is a joke on the Internet I don’t know why it is listed for everyone. And this is the weirdest thing, and there is another one. Wear black in Thailand? You will be beaten because people will think you are a gangster What do we do? jimmy is all black. Everyone go watch my video My video is basically black clothes. Because I’m fat So I always wear black clothes. Then he said that wearing black clothes must be the underworld In other words, those with tattoos must be the underworld That’s not true. Because in Thailand, this country They will have a lot of one tattoo. Or scriptures will be tattooed on the body Men and women actually have it. Right? Actually, yeah. In our country Maybe it’s because of the environment. Or maybe it’s because of the previous TV shows Maybe feel hey The tattoos are all from the underworld mixed society Tattoo a shoulder dragon or something In fact, with the opening up of this society Of course, tattoos depend on the individual. I’m more afraid of pain. Many people think this thing is beautiful. But he doesn’t have to be a gangster with tattoos Or what does it stand for? Only in our country Maybe I got a tattoo. You can’t take the civil service exam? Test preparation? Or what? In fact, what about this thing? What do you mean? Well, it’s more because You look at it through the Chinese mind. And many Thais Let’s say you have tattoos all over your arms. They’ll all think wow. So beautiful. Beautiful They will all hold an admiration Hold a complimentary angle To praise you Including me I see most of them I have a friend who is a big flower arm The first time I saw him I think wow too. Underworld And then after a long time I will find out He is walking in Thailand Because he has stayed for a long time. Many people like his tattoos Hey, where did you get this tattoo? Hey, what pattern is this? Between them Instead, there is more of a topic of exchange Because it’s a normal thing to do here. It’s like when you bought a pair of Jordans Or what uh What shoes, right? People go These Jordans Hey, how old are these joes? AJ what Everyone will have a topic Including a labubu that has been popular recently. That’s the same thing. If you come from China now You have labubu. Is there a keychain on you? Or hang a labubu on the schoolbag. You walk down the road and a girl will come with you Chat with you That’s what happened. Ok so a lot of one uh Something online A funny thing online I personally think Well it’s just a joke Do you understand this kind of joke? I hope you are really a little bit Think rationally Because many people have never come out Because as far as I understand This statistic is our 1.30 billion population, right? Those who really have passports may be around 120 million Only 80 million have actually gone abroad It is not necessary to say that I recommend everyone to come to Thailand Or what? Because Thailand is indeed the lowest starting point. Visa is the most convenient Therefore, many people have a passport as their first stop Basically Thailand So when everyone goes out I hope you will use your eyes Take a look at this society And not many online Some of the jokes you see Or the news you see is true Right? That’s a lot of stuff. It’s not what people say in reality I have also seen a lot on the Internet I said ah. I mean, isn’t Thailand where I live? I live here. Why is it different from what you see? Right? It’s all kind of weird stuff. What else? Farting in a taxi is a death sentence, right? That’s it, I don’t even know how it’s listed I think it’s a bit of an adult An ability to think I don’t think this will happen. I just saw some funny things You said there was something You said it can really buckle a little edge. Or what? Then you said it was misinformed by everyone’s rumors. That’s still the past But some of them are completely irrelevant. Just put a few trash cans at people’s doors Just say how many wives he has It’s not true. Thailand is also a monogamous country. He doesn’t mean you can marry many wives It’s just that Thailand is a country relatively speaking. There will be Boys and girls. There’s going to be a lot of affairs or something This is two stories. I think this will also happen in China. It’s just that he is more open in this country and society. More inclusive He is concerned about this Unlike in our country Maybe this environment will be relatively It will be blocked a bit in this regard. They started sex education earlier. That might be like our words might be better now. I remember when I was studying I remember maybe not having this until junior high school This physiology class Right? I don’t know what kids are like these days. Relatively speaking, what do we talk about in our country? Talk about sexual discoloration, right? It’s sort of a thing. However, here I think it is still the same sentence Get out more No matter which country you go to I hope you will see with your own eyes Not seeing a rumor that is true Or what? Right? That’s a lot of stuff. I think everybody’s in everybody’s shoes. See things His angle is different It’s not that what Xiaopang said today must be right Okay? Let’s say you observe this society with your own eyes See what it looks like I think that’s what it is. Use your own knowledge and judgment Include your values to judge this matter Maybe the same thing. You have your ideas. I have my own ideas. People have different opinions It’s very normal. There is no right or wrong. Instead, I think bring a little brain to think Bring a little uh how to say Uh, bring a little of your own ideas to travel It could be better. Okay, let’s just talk nonsense today You can see that the environment is also good. Let me show you. Well, this is the apartment I live in, upstairs. Below is the swimming pool. Sunset is still pretty Beautiful. See you. About the shapeshifters In fact, Thailand is very open They have something like this rainbow festival. Or even before they say Next, the law will recognize this thing Then in fact, all over the world His kind of people are not unique to Thailand That includes surrounding countries Laos Myanmar Vietnam Cambodia, don’t we have China? In fact, there are many in China It’s just that people don’t know According to what I know about transgender people in China I only know five or six from China. Boys become girls.
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网上还说泰国打狗会判刑比打人还要重,是真的吗?
很明显你的这些评论都应该来自国内的平台,不能说同情只能说请理解吧,具体就不解释了。油管上应该没这样的奇葩。哈哈~