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Horsepower one horsepower is a lot of fun  100 horsepower will drive you round a tour   of France we’re going to be stopping off at  the versil the chantilli Aquin establishments   making our way towards Bordeaux past a couple of  stag hunts a Canter along the beach not far from  

Dun deila a little village in the foothills  of the Pyrenees we’re heading off to MEA but   we’re only using that as a vintage sports card  staging post while we investigate the pow area   Bern’s Source from cooking between Wellington’s  victory at watero and the Second World War the  

British used to love the PO area so much so that  they set up their own Golf Course Racetrack and   Hunt hunting on Horseback like the kings of  versailes stables of Versa really worth seeing   and chantilli makes quite a spectacle for a  horse race on the flat power proper steeple  

Chase course like cheltam and the cotwolds that’s  in England where we’ve set off from there’s the   three main disciplines there just the same it’s  dressage which I always find a little bit cruel   to put a horse through that level of control  but I understand it’s not I think we just have  

To choose that PR those May HD horses they might  be good for racing on the flat but cross country   or point to point or steeple chase you wouldn’t  want that tendency quite so much not in its roal  

Form not fox hunting so much in France though  stack hunting which do get in Deon and Scotland   we’ll be popping in on Kasson and then heading  across the langad Wong Coast across the bushon   to Paka provon and Alps Co to a real Festival of  horsepower thousand horsepower to every Formula  

1 car 100 horsepower to your average passenger  car one horsepower to every horse oh heavy Dre   CH Pony that pulls a wagon full of beer it’s got  to be more than one horsepower compared to the   pit Pony that the Grandad took charge of great  Grandad but there’s an ever increasing amount  

Of horsepower in the world um an Ever decreasing  number of horses we just don’t need them anymore   after the first world war and if Stags and  foxes aren’t a farmed resource we won’t need   them anymore so there won’t be any there’s the  pre-ir world war thing of hunting things out of  

Existence Like the Wolf that’s now been introduced  species and only government approved colors kill   like those idiot big game Hunters that just come  and shoot and stalk why not create ritual pump   and Circumstance and try and keep it as Humane as  possible ceremony gives respect to the animal and  

The blood lust of the hunt needs feeding through  the farmed resource supply of foxes and Stags in   France this is the grand chass the vener is a  rather involved term shast course how would he   do if Lewis Hamilton had to do three disciplines  throw in a bit of off-roading for him and perhaps  

Has to be in the same vehicle I’ve never really  quite understood how horse riding is a female   dominated sport I think it’s partly given the  Assurance of control that you can control that   big beast between your legs don’t worry about men  they’re hopeless but men are hopeless they don’t  

Like to get involved with horse riding I’ve had  it quoted to me don’t like to ride anything that’s   bigger than me in the certain departments if you  see what I mean so many men are scared of horses  

So Monaco of course for the Grand Prix and that’s  the Grand Prix Formula 1 grand prix Grand prix’s   also come from horse racing along the coast to can  which still has a Sundy Beach and then on to nce  

Which is like Stony like Brighton we’ll then have  to head north Hood bound Leon pop in see what mer   Bell in the three valleys is like in summertime  I’ve chosen shallows and champagne and Troys as   convenient stops on the way back to Cal so at one  horsepower cross country show jumping and dressage  

What would be the thousand horsepower equivalent  this is a bit more like a fantasy football league   than every any sort of reality that’s ever  going to happen and who would be the best   driver no this is so academic because Formula  1 is more like point to point or horse racing  

On a track Like You Bet on Formula One is like  racing consortiums so let’s stretch it a little   bit which driver of all time would be best if it  was a combo of the race not a steil Chase race  

Because there are no sleeping policeman speed  bumps in Formula 1 the Formula 1 race is like   an enhanced th000 horsepower of a one horsepower  racing on the flat rallying might be a little bit   like cross country both of those appeal to be the  most but what would be the Motorsport equivalent  

Of tress I can’t say evil can evil cuz no one  knows what that is I’m tempted to say like BMX   or skateboarding but no it’s not Motors it’s not  even one horsepower is a human power compared to  

A horsepower got to look that up Lewis Hamilton  and Max for staffen do give good Donuts that’s   not freebies when you do the pit walk it’s burning  rubber on the track God that gets up your nostrils  

Kimmy reenan without doubt the best driver of all  time he could even do movie stunts he could be   the stunt man in the car he could do it better  than them but he’s doesn’t need to doesn’t he  

Dress that’s got to be the same as movie car  stunts oh I do hope that auto translate works   well for this cuz this is going to be another  one video and the whole channel gets demoted   that was movie car stunts movie cast stts which  in anywhere else in America that speaks English  

Would be film castt I’m disappearing off down  a rabbit hole here the Duke of Wellington Brin   nose that claims to be the promoter of the last  stronghold of Britain in France in the B region   in France establishing the first golf course on  the continent and fox hunting and horse racing a  

Grand tour era and 1930s perhaps 1920s 1930s era  expa Community since Wellington times still muddy   is still Wellington times I suppose but the club  has had three increasingly less surious clubhouses   though the first two were truly representative of  the sport of Ging nowadays everyone in the club is  

French they wouldn’t necessarily identify as Anglo  files which isn’t remotely influenced by Jimmy s   l Suk dle is currently in a rather rundown Mana  house I suppose you’d say in as Irish damp corner   of a foreign feed old as you’ll find rightly  as many would say because the Irish produce  

Some of the best affordable hunt horses and race  horses for a couple of hundred years they were a   big part of of the scene I am only focusing on L  Grand chass there is the Petit chass where you’re  

Chasing rabbits and little things like foxes that  aren’t really worthy of horseback riding I think   it’s a license it might be a club membership I’m  not too sure about £300 a year compared to £3,000   a year for hunting Stags on Horseback and still  the clubhouse a bit run down but in CWS anyway  

It’s all centered around these days stately homes  used to host a hunt just as a matter of Pride and   identity but it tends to be mainly pubs since the  sabur Hefty finds in France for hunt sabs less so  

If you have to real pray rather than stick to  the drag there are still some purists that go   in with what I’ll describe as a oyster knife but  a much in l no knife turned into a spear imagine  

That that’s what you go into the exhausted stag  with the head of the hunt and straight into the   heart put out its Agony then you cut off bits  give it to the dogs they have their time cut off  

The Hooves give it to the ladies and the children  gosh the pride of receiving a chopped off deers   Stags my hoof but just as the Petit chass on foot  it’s all done on a budget even the presentation  

Is they don’t even plat the MS of the horses they  don’t put the not nail varnish they don’t put the   vegetable oil on the Hooves to make it all shiny  the turnout isn’t the equipage of the cotal and  

North cot Old Hunt which is all I can comment on  have I been on one I’m good on jumping 3 foot six   fences which would be fairly low on a show jumping  standard but perfectly adequate to join a hunt yes  

I would need a experienced horse blind hedge is  quite a different thing to red and white poles I   confess but it’s the money the annual membership  so I used to work sort of 171 18 in a Country  

Pub serve good food and good real ale and see an  additional blog and the horse riding set that used   to come all the way out 2 hours from London they  used to have beautiful such Cottages in various   Villages or just get away from their City Trader  husband on a Sunday morning my architectural  

Prospect University of the time Lifted Me  Above the status of the stable girls which   wasn’t insignificant quite a class Crossing career  but I was considered more of a potential Toy Boy   than a prospect for the daughters or Sons but they  liked me I got to go to a hunt ball I watched and  

I think followed is the phaser a fair few hunts  that go from different locations all the time yeah about £3,000 a year for the grand sh about  300 for the petite chass little things like boxes   and rabbits wild Bo for that matter are hunted  on foot with dogs idiots with guns there’s about  

500,000 foxes a year killed hunting’s highly  regulated in France you get a little bracelet   that shows your allowance of what little things  you’re allowed to kill and get fined if you kill   too much even if it’s two different people  in the same pack so to speak there’s been  

Scandals about people getting shot on hunts  as well children you don’t get a bracelet for   that but that bat there’s no real liturgy to  it the equipage of it it can’t be elaborated   into culture there is an additional aspect to  the V that this can be translated almost like  

Going on the pool going on the hunt for  a woman but in tone it’s more like going   out on the hunt for where the ladies of the  night are hanging out if it’s used in that   way Lio and Bordeaux there have been scandals  as far back as elanar of aquatan and Henry II  

Of England the basis of that British claim in  Bordeaux on there’s 30,000 of us 11 50 to 1450   this is back when artists were able to do little  more than caricatures and tapestry was the high

Art we’re on a two We Tour of France this  is as the end goal of the game of catching   up with leis Hamilton yes pilgrimage is a  grandiose phrase it is a slow process just   the same traveling around France for two  weeks but could be described as celebrity  

Stalking really I suppose or perhaps we could  align ourselves with Paparazzi it’s not much different now in a pro sports car if you can get  into it you’re low slung you are sat on the floor   and it’s hard sprung suspension you know about  every mile that you’re traveling not saying the  

Roads bad in France at all certainly the page  that’s their business we did want to take the   B- roads The Bu roads andly speaking though there  were exceptions I was pretty much limited to about  

4 hours of traveler at a time now at 90 M hour  that’s a fair distance straight off the ferry   you’re fresh and enthusiastic and you think you  looking at the Pentagon I’d love to say hang a  

Left into the lair but that would throw you all  ready you’d be off to belgic and Germany in one   go through the night you get most of the way  to Bordeaux and you there for breakfast pretty

De I don’t want to harp on about the britishness  of pul because it’s all those exaggerated after   dinner stories written almost a century later  I’m sure there were French calori hanging out   in tarar didn’t really want to accept watero  but the variations on the story of the British  

And French caloy up for a battle but then  decided to indulge in the sport of kings   and go off on a stag hunt instead you can find  on Wikipedia and it’s nice to think of it as  

Some sort of surrender like meeting but it’s  as fake as that first world war thing of the   British and the Germans playing football in  no man’s land just impossible because of the   craters there wasn’t a flat bit of land anywhere  to kick a ball but by 1915 not 1815 that Century  

The anglicizing was pretty much over with by the  shouting but back to Bordeaux which has been a   French Capital during the first world war and  the second world war when they’ve had to move   out of Paris temporarily oh 2012 a more recent  Scandal um a matths teacher I shouldn’t laugh  

And a 15-year-old girl from Britain um escaped on  the day that he was supposed to be sacked and was   found in bordeau the French police couldn’t help  there’s no crime being done perfectly legal if   they’re at it like rabbits in FS If the parents  didn’t want to press for a kidnapping charge but  

Elanar of aquatan um she married a French one of  the Louis one of the French Louis she got the pope   to send him off to Jerusalem and she followed but  her Knight in China arm died she was married for  

14 years and had daughters then a month or two  later she married the English king of 18 years   old who she had Sons with 30 and 18 yeah for your  judgment does it make a difference if it’s male on  

Female or female on male Henry was King Steven  of England’s son you ever heard of King Steven   I haven’t but you will have heard of one of her  Sons Richard the lionard but it was the Bordeaux  

Limo area that she had most success in trying to  put her son on the throne by deposing her husband   regicide because they’re ordained by God rather  than just homicide nonsense but there’s always   going to be scandals around wine 10 ch Chinese  chatau owners have been investigated prosecuted  

By French police for tax evasion and fraud and  tampering but the problem of Spanish wine getting   into French wine bottles is much more widespread  um a bit like wool there’s the problem that wine   costs more to produce than you can sell it for  even more and more French people are drinking  

Beer I don’t I can’t I can’t understand it  either like all farmers in France you might   think that landowners or the vineyard owners are  they much more like gentlemen aren’t they there’s   a militant Wing French wine is being adulterated  for profit o la la voila there were cavemen 20,000  

Years ago and Kelts then Romans in b d along the  water to him giving way to sugar and slaves but   the 1700s were bordo’s Golden Age architect  Victor Louie brought the enlightenment era   the girondins were the wrong side of the French  Revolution the montagnards generally having the  

Upper hand but after the Duke of Wellington had  inspired Abba Lou nephew the Duke of Bordeaux was   trying to become king be pardon since 2007  Bordeaux has been a UNESCO world heritage site France so easy to fall in love with every  scrumptious little cute morsel of it even the  

Remble that is p but if you decide to live  there it can be a demanding High maintenance   relationship the gossip can be hard work  the municipal that form the control of   the interactions of who are brought up through  school to be good citizens and de now Bordeaux  

Is a pilgrimage in itself for many of us worth  its weight in Claret this is perhaps one of the   first instances that you get the sense of exp  Patriots certainly if you’re in the wine and   Hospitality business this would be a bit of  a mecca for you in training terms same as you  

Might think central London restaurants might  be and cultivating your French language skills   would help you with your wealthy Russian private  clients may be go looking to go into that yacht   charter business or just work your way up and  through somia ISM that elitist accompaniment  

To elitist food there are many small Parcels  of Vineyard come up for sale and there’s many   an expat that’s wanted the lifestyle choice of  a Vineyard the social cache of it all you can   meet the Sons and Daughters of these people  that are the face of a business in Bordeaux  

Now Bordeaux is on a river Ester a bit like the  Mery I’m going to say a bit like Liverpool is   on the Mery it’s not really by the seaside as  such but there is not a Million Miles Away and  

There’s also l relle in where apparently half  of Paris disappears off to every summer we’re   on the west coast of France the gond River on a  map almost seems like it’s been wind swept away   from perpendicular to the Atlantic winds June  deil is like a huge expans like a city but just  

Of sand they few campsites and trees behind  it there’s an enthusiastic fraternity of kite   Surfers but really it’s so windy so much of the  time the majority of Dune deila and the extended   zone is good for nothing paragliders I pass over  that Coastal soaring there are slightly hippie  

Aspects of Bordeaux the city it’s got a feel to  it a little bit like Bristol perhaps but without   Edge privilege and money yes but working not  the idleness and vacant of ere L Rell appendage   there’s good reason why there’s so many British  in Bordeaux and really the luir as well and the  

Do further south real British enclaves within the  Pentagon and traditionally Britany I understand   to the north but don’t know anything about  it it’s cornal as far as I’m concerned for   centuries Bordeaux and the laa were L hours in  the days of nights in shining armor the industry  

And currency were largely established by us the  British claran Brandy for centuries having more   use as a legal tender than gold coins or any sort  of early promisory note coins could be clipped yes   there was a lot of cooperation towards the holy  land during the Crusades but the British and the  

French squabbled Kingdom by Kingdom for centuries  over the luir and Bordeaux region far in land and   then beaten back until just the island of Bordeaux  was all lasted on the mainland of France until   all the those base Estates that gave rise to all  those dramatic Forts and castles Shadow turrets  

Moes local marriages and allegiances changed  centuries of slow change until we were beaten   back with battles but still a sphere of influence  historically there were two ways you could avoid   the barbery pilots and the Spanish main the  Fortified Hilltop City of carasol guarded one  

Along the base of the Pyrenees just like Genoa  school children in Britain relish reading how   the Mongol Empire helped extend their teritory by  flinging plague victims dead bodies on catapults   into the walls of the city I often have to point  out that there were three main plagues EIC plagues  

One about 500 ad another one in medieval times  there one mainly in China and India in 1880 we should sophisticated means of  transmission and catapults over [Music] walls send them on out automatically  Bordeaux wine Villages don’t miss them

So you get different flavor to the r or the bgo  Burgundy wine regions do three in burgundy of   course djon and if you’re in the southern R um  you could do much worse than a and proval but  

You might want to go for AV your try and fit  in UNESCO Point PTO guard but really that’s   more relaxing thing and you have to do give  it a day have a day but that’s still a long  

Drive off yet the whole the south west coast of  the gulf on the bottom edge of the Pentagon of France muscles and oyster it’s long  low muddy TI B region perfect for   the [Music] sh miles and miles and miles  of [Music] Drive bed Terraces are posts

[Music] in which is the nudest beach sort of commoditized by swingers drive on by and what’s given freely art will eat itself aailable opportunity when it’s  ask silly questions that go against its Timber framed town with wooden [Music] beam  the time Square on the ground floor that protect  

People from the [Music] elements in days gone by  from the rain was where we stayed before this long   Coastal blast sweetest time lovely restaurants and  a nice hippie vibe to some of the street musicians   it feels homely in so much that it’s void of  the mercenary touristy aspect that carason has  

You will eventually reach bu Ron the mouth of the  river ran where since Greek times the Traders the   gallions have gone up the river ran a little  bit taken a muddy slipway across to the river  

Lair which then takes you to the Atlantic and the  Cornish tin mines would have been a value then the   slipway where big boats were towed by horses and  mules is now a bit of a sort of industrial Cor and  

The same parts of the ran the lair aren’t quite  so navigable but what by what we see as reasonable   means of Transport you don’t want to go down a  river for days on end in a caral de carrying it  

Over we and Rapids the equivalent of a man with  a van in those bygone days where what you could   carry was a major investment and your profit was  largely determined whether you would risk carrying  

It near or far to increase your investment recoup  Leon you do I know you do go on holiday for a week   or two and you don’t want to leave but if you’re  honest there’s more than that you consider whether  

You could live there or not you give it head  space probably if you weren’t working if you were   retired what you see is the height of the Season  though everything closes when the schools go back  

There is a long long School holiday there are a  lot of public holidays but it’s almost as short   and brief a season as Greece but that really just  means that you’ve got all that to yourselves sure   it doesn’t have quite the same buzz when it’s just  Northern Europeans you might even see business  

Opportunities which might be deceptive the French  are quite particular in their ways you might do   a fantasy property hunt and realize there’s  a bargain to be had but there might be some   practical hurdles in that process but that’s not  the half of it you got to learn another language  

Fluently in your Anglo-Saxon world you make  friends partly by being flash buying friends in   France is very transparent doesn’t really come off  there has to be some really quite significant push   factors back home as well as just a pull factor of  that bargain a bit like the analogy of the Vintage  

Vx220 sports car getting you into that club if  only at entry level you will find that you become   part of really quite an elitist expa Community  but the frequency of those interactions might be   little more than seasonal perhaps not satisfying  enough if you’re looking to be integrated into  

An X Community you really probably want to be  looking at the Spanish classes in France your   children will be accepted as locals much more  than in Italy where it would take generations   and where old money isn’t really so clean of  conscience there’s no getting away from it there’s  

A certain Gena almost class to France that the  junas the dictatorships of Spain and Italy just   don’t bring but there is often little patience  for that class beyond the Mish of Parry in large   part because so much of France is that rural  conservative with a small sea it in front of the  

Rain shadow a number of sunlight hours per year  really to most of us that’s the most important thing foothills of the Pines almost Spain  offers a high number of sunshine hour hours   per year and often High rainfalls straight off  the Atlantic I went for where that rain falls  

As snow in the Eastern Alps south of Geneva  seavo not traditionally France traditionally Italy can you see France in a two we vacation is  one of the questions which we to ask ourselves   here many Americans think they can see the whole  of Europe in a two we vacation they can’t get a  

Flavor of get to know two very different things  if you’re excluding Paris and the eeld of France   which is all that France is in a way yes you  can get round the country and start to feel like   you’re getting to know it it’s varied history  and Landscape climate people and Customs give  

It a very different air in very different areas  all over not so long ago were city states we’re   off to to Monaco that one of those last city  states theoretically outside of France it’s on   the bulous protrusion of provance that has its  own special microclimate slightly extended away  

From the Alps not in a rain shadow it has more  than its fair share of sunshine hours per year   or is that just sales patter to accentuate its  tax Haven status what is The Enclave of Monaco  

And Monte Carlo like and perhaps to some more  importantly what is the Monaco Formula 1 like to experience

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